Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Injury Report

Domino here on the beat. As always, I like to write some pre-game commentary just for fun. Here's an injury report for Team Bond Girls:

Looks like we have a couple big bruised knees from accidental "stunts" on the ice, and it's funny that it happened to the twin Jens. Jen G. also has been drinking some joint juice, and they're going to need all the rehabilitating they can get since they have a game tomorrow. The bruises have slowly been healing, and it looks like they should be good to go.

I had a minor eye injury this morning, even no one but the team could tell. There are a couple of theories...maybe there was something stuck in my eye, maybe I scratched it, maybe I was a little dried out from the 2 beers from last night's partying, and the eyelids just wouldn't open up properly. Whatever it is, the eye condition was remedied with a little flushing of eye drops, a few shed tears, and a lot of blinking. It was a good thing that I didn't have to play the early draw. By the afternoon game, the eyes seem to be working just fine, even made a couple of good shots.

Already, Cindy's working on her broom bruise...that's the secret to her incredible sweeping.

There were a few close calls...sweeping, skating, running, even walking on ice are always a risk, and so far there are no major injuries to report. "Knock on wood." Not Cindy Wood, real wood, tree wood. Although, that's a thought, we do need all the luck we can get.

Hold on! This just in...looks like we have a few minor, knee drag bruises to report for both Cindy and Marissa. They are looking a little red with spots, but don't worry, folks, that's a good thing.

This is Domino reporting. We'll see you tomorrow 8 am Eastern time. LIVE: http://www.mogulus.com/bondgirlscurling

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